First Pathan:All cars get stop at my father hand point

Second Pathan:Is he Big Officer ?

First Pathan:No he is in Traffic Police.

by hearthackervsgirls (few years ago!) / 1293 views

To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire

Interviewer to Millionaire: To whom do you owe your success as a millionaire?”
Millionaire: “I owe everything to my wife.”

Interviewer: “Wow, she must be some woman.
Interviewer: “What were you before you married her?”
Millionaire: “A Billionaire”

by Abdul Hannan (few years ago!)

Sardar

eacher: Story sunao

Sardar: 1 din hum un k ghar gaye to woh soye howay thay
1 din wo hamare ghar aye to hum soye howa thay.
Jesa karo gay, waisa bharo gay

by Haris abbas Qureshi (few years ago!)

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Beggar: Sahib, 10 rupe de do. Coffee pini hai.

Sahib: Par coffee ka cup to 5 rupe ka milta hai.

Beggar: Sahib, sath girlfriend bhi hai.

Funny Sahib: Beggar ho ke girlfriend bna li.

Funny Beggar: Nahi Sahib, girlfriend ne beggar bna diya.

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

Patni Se Panga Na Hi Lo To Achha Hai

Ek Baar Pati-Patni Mein Ladayi Ho Gayi,

Unki Aapas Mein Baat-Cheet Band Thi,

Ek Din Subah Pati Ko Kisi Kaam

Se Office Jaldi Jaana Tha,
Usne Raat Ko Paper Par Likha: “Mujhe Subah 5 Baje Utha Dena”

Aur Paper Patni Ke Takiye Ke Paas Rakh Diya,

Subah 8 Baje Jab Wo Utha To Dekha Uske Upar Bahut Saare

Paper Pade The,
Aur Likha Tha:
Uth Jao 5 Baj Gaye Hai,

Please Uth Jao, Warna Late Ho Jaaoge

Arrey Pahle Hi Bahut Der Ho Chuki Hai, Ab Uth Bhi Jaao

by Pak101.com (few years ago!)

molvi

Aaj kal Molvi b 2 Qism k ho gaye he
1 Banda train me 1 Molvi ko deikh kr darty darty pochta hy,
“Molvi sab,
aap Darood waalay Molvi ho,
ya Barood waalay.

by haleema sadia (few years ago!)